Stinky puppy

I used to fart a lot. Or better said, I used to pass a lot of wind.
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(leaving you some time here to pull yourself together and stop laughing)
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May I continue now?
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Now, just so we understand each other right – I didn’t do it on purpose! It just happened. Baasje and vrouwtje complained a lot about the smell, always ran to open the windows and spray around with room spray. If you ask me – a little over the top… The smell never bothered me. I was always able to just keep doing whatever I had been doing (sleeping, playing, being lazy).

Ok, there were two or three times, where I didn’t keep sleeping. Like this one time, when I was peacefully sleeping, when all of a sudden I heard this loud noise coming from where my tail is. It scared me so much, I started barking at it but there was nothing to see.

(Later I heard baasje tell vrouwtje, that I farted so loud, I scared myself out of my sleep and barked at my own butt….)

A few weeks ago my owners switched my food to a different brand. Now I don’t pass so much wind anymore, only if I really, really, really need to go!